wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
--Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
One of the best moments of my childhood.
marina and the diamonds + snapchat music videos