May 2013
“I like books that aren’t just lovely but that have memories in themselves. Just...”
– Emma Watson, Time Magazine (via ellegranger)
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
cyanideinareddress:
zuge:
i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
I am a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
worstbutt:
remember when our biggest problem was finding out who the alpha was
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
pumpernicklefagbag:
ragehappystolemysleep:
harrystylesnickgrimshaw:
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
necrophilofthefuture:
most relatable marina tweets
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
